A few observations and experiences from the islands since our trip started:
Johnny Knoxville rides in first class.
We had the shortest layover in LAX in history... 56 seconds, maybe? And in a shout out to homeland security, we boarded our waiting, full connecting flight without being given our boarding passes.
Our luggage arrived on a different flight that arrived 17 minutes after we did.
I would be a giant in Japan.
I would pass for a local here.
Even in paradise, traffic sucks.
There is a terminal threshold for the allowable positive consumtion of Spam the human body can bear.
It's still possible to overpack for a month-long vacation.
Roosters is loud.
Best meal so far: Thai.
Beaches visited so far: Waikiki, Kailua, Lanikai, Sunset, Waimea Bay, Kuilima Cove, Punaluu.